1. Baggy cargo shorts
Here’s the thing: If you need so much pocket space to carry stuff, just get a backpack, a tote bag, or literally ANYTHING ELSE so your pockets aren’t bulging. If you’re not putting anything in these pockets…THEN WHY ARE THEY THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
2. Toe shoes
In the time since man has recorded history, there have been a great many mysteries: What happened to Amelia Earhart? Is the Loch Ness Monster real? Why does Amy Adams not have an Oscar? But the greatest mystery of them all is: Why do people think it’s so critical that they show off their toes to the world?
3. Sandals with socks
If you’re wearing sandals, it’s because you want your feet to breathe. Socks do not allow your feet to breathe! So it literally does not make sense to wear socks with sandals, from a purely logical standpoint.
4. Pleated shorts
Thighs are awesome. Thick thighs, thin thighs — let your thighs BREATHE a little! Pleating does the exact opposite of that, covering up men’s thighs in an unflattering away. Just say “no” to this imperfect illusion.
5. Cell phone clip
Honestly, this wasn’t the look 15 years ago and it isn’t today. Just put your cell phone in your pocket.