1. This condom-shaped hat:
Mmmm I think something’s wrong with the gauge there.
2. This disproportionate snowman:
3. This attempted murder most foul:
“Put knives in a pumpkin and it will look like it’s been murdered… Oh well.” —alexannwasnthere1352
4. These vomiting apple pies baked in apples:
5. This glow-in-the-dark pumpkin that got a little too warm in its coat of paint.