11. Ill-fitting dress shirts
Do you want to look like a sailor’s mast or business casual?
12. Boot-cut/flared jeans
These should be left in 2003, TBH.
13. Big studded belts
Belts are like Beyoncé’s backup dancers: They should complement the main attraction (in this case the pants, not Queen Bey) but not detract from it. Big studded belts are an eyesore that should not be tolerated under any circumstances.
Are you Indiana Jones? We didn’t think so. You’re not saving ancient artifacts, you’re not battling Nazis, and thus you’re probably not qualified to be rocking a fedora.
15. Baggy swim trunks
Follow the Goldilocks principle: Buy clothes that aren’t too tight, but not too loose.
16. Way-too-deep V necks
If it looks like the V is going from lower case to upper case, you’re in trouble.
When you wake up in the morning and put on your outfit for the day, you need to make a commitment: Choose shorts, or choose pants. Sorry, but you can’t have your cake and eat it too. CAPRIS WILL JUST NOT CUT IT.