Relationships can be really fun until they aren’t. Most of the time when we date we have blinders on that keep the small things another person does to annoy us hidden.
We want to love them, so we’re willing to skip over the fact that they’re slowly driving you to the brink of insanity. Often referred to as “love goggles” because using the word dickmetized may or may not offend, we often don’t see our partners for who they really are before it is too late.
As someone who considers themselves an expert at turning people away for ridiculous reasons, I’ve compiled a few subtle signs you and your partner will never work out so you don’t have to put up with the same bullshit I did:
1. They Don’t Bother to Get to Know Your Friends
Haven’t these people heard of “if you wanna be my lover, gotta get with my friends”? Because if not they’re not only rude, they’re a moron with pop culture and should be dumped immediately.
2. They Lie About Things That Don’t Matter
If they’re lying about small things it just will make you always wonder what lies you haven’t caught them in and no one has time for that doubt and insecurity.
3. They’re Rude To Their Parents
No matter their relationship with their parents, they need to at least show their parents a level of cordial respect. Nothing is more sexy than being respectful.
4. They Constantly Need to Know Where You Are
This is often referred to as a stage-5 clinger, but if your partner constantly needs to know where you are and what you’re doing, chances are they don’t trust you at all. That, or they’re insecure and controlling and no one needs that infringing on their independence.